i hope he's going to check if his heart is still beating and then hibiki wakes up and just start petting his hair i mean what.

hibs can't drink yet so he can just sip orange juice and watch his friend wreck himself i mean drag him outside and distract him some other way

i was planning to make him work at the arcade, he might ask about that open position as soon as he goes broke because of that crane game.

probably something deep like "if money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?"